The Bachelorette — Season 16

Clare Crawley’s search for love — E.T.A. Delayed

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The Ides of March. Plus one day. Oregon’s official “Stay at Home” order was put in place. Then out of nowhere, it seemed — where did the “elusive” time go? — May 18 rolled around and my phone reminded me to do something. Shower? Gain 10 more pounds?

My brain went into overdrive. Or Drive. Or Reverse. It was so excited. Three cherries in a…